Crash

Sitting in a castle
On the floor with Esmarelda
Waiting for the Geezer's
Captain Crunch to come around
Feeling suicidal
Cause of certain situations
Hanging from the stairs
Too long
I think I'm coming down

It's time to crash

Doin' tons of colon blow
Stuffing it in every hole
Miles high so am I
Watching Jimmy kiss the sky
Salle diner becomes a blur
With everybody jammin'
Republicans begin to sin
The batwings start a slamming

It's time to crash

You drive me crazy

Captain Billy Beemish
Put a lamb up on a rack
Thanks for coming Billy
And we hope you're comin' back
The castle will be waiting
For the next bangers and mash
Blanche and Marsha Reznick
Mix their marinite with their hash

It's time to crash