Big Balls

I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all

I've got Big Balls
I've got Big Balls
And they're such Big Balls
Dirty Big Balls
And he's got Big Balls
And she's got Big Balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
And my ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right
It's my belief that my Big Balls should be held every night

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish

Ball sucker, Ball sucker