Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

If you're having trouble with your high school head
He's giving you the blues
You wanna graduate, but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime
Just ring 36-24-36, hey
I lead a life of crime

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

You got problems in your life of love
You've got a broken heart
He's double-dealing with your best friend
That's when the tear drops start
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Just make a social call
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball

If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps nagging at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your backdoor man, hey

Concrete shoes, cyanide, T.N.T.
Done Dirt Cheap
Contracts, neckties, High Voltage
Done Dirt Cheap

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap